“Mmmm… I could really get used to this…”
Tasha sighed but couldn’t stop herself from smiling. “Kat, I love you, but you’re going to make me late for class if you don’t stop fondling my love handles.”
Kat pouted and draped her arms around Tasha’s shoulders while nuzzling her neck. “Aww, but you’re not gonna be ...
2023-04-18 11:53:11 +0000 UTC View PostJinx fluttered into the store, a rolled-up five-dollar bill in her diminutive hands and a dream in her heart. She flew straight up to the counter, where a sleepy-looking vampire was watching something on her phone, and dropped the money in front of her. Then she proclaimed loudly, “I want a soda!”
The vampire glanced up briefly from he...
2023-04-14 02:47:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, marin won the April poll! It's her second time winning, so congrats to her~. I kinda forced an inflation for her the first time round since I wanted to diversify the types of tum content I ...
2023-04-11 08:21:54 +0000 UTC View PostIt's late cause I'm bad at staying consistent, but here's April poll for the exclusive fic!
Once again, we have a mix of Sphinx suggestions and my own to make for a variety of choices. The poll will be open for 48 hours after being posted, so get those votes in!
I'm trying something new this time; after looking at each character and ...
2023-04-09 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post“Alright, it’s time for all my favorite degenerates to help me make mistakes~. Who wants to go first?”
A few weeks ago, Cass had gotten the urge to splurge and decided that it was finally time to get that tattoo she’d wanted for a long time. It was gonna be a cool viper wrapping around her bicep. A snake tattoo on a lamia ...
2023-04-05 00:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey, what's up, I'm late again. Who's surprised?
I waited too long to start this month's exclusive in case more people wanted to ask questions. Lesson learned: put a time cap on fic-related Q&A's for my own sanity and ability to plan the related fics.
The Cass exclusive will be out between tomorrow and the 5th (I promise...
2023-04-01 00:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally, to cap off the most planned and in-depth project I've done to date, here's the Tasha and Kat pic you guys voted for way back when I hit 50 patrons!
My girls finally exist! It's wild to me that I never managed to get around to getting any art done for these two apart from getting a PFP of Kat for myself, but finally... the...
2023-03-21 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe sound of the microwave beeping and silverware clattering drowned out the gurgling of Tasha’s gut. It had finally started to shrink after barely eating yesterday and a good night’s sleep, and it was starting to feel a little loose. It was still so freaking heavy, but she was getting used to carrying around the extra weight. Her g...
2023-03-21 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post*HIC-UUUUUURP*
“Ooooooh, fuck meeeeeeee…”
It was four AM. Tasha had passed out in another food coma for a few hours after her hefty dinner, then had immediately returned to the kitchen as soon as she woke up. Now she was resting her disgustingly distended gut on the counter while she tried to make it through a...
2023-03-20 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostOooh, fuck, what time was it? It was still dark out and Tasha was still tired…
Tasha slowly dragged herself to the edge of the bed and pushed herself up. Her foot pushed aside an empty pack of Oreos when it hit the floor. She grunted loudly as she forced herself to her feet. She needed the bathroom, and she needed it yesterd...
2023-03-19 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe bright morning light stabbed Tasha’s eyes. Oh God, what time was it? She was so stiff… and her poor belly… oooh, she didn’t feel too good…
It took Tasha a few moments of blinking sleep from her eyes to realize why she felt so stiff. She’d passed out on the couch from a food coma. She wasn’t surprised that it’d happened ...
2023-03-18 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWait, what? The update part at the beginning of the fic and not after? Wild. Sorry for breaking the norm, but I just wanted to make sure y'all noticed this before getting distracted by the good stuff. That way, no one's confused by what's gonna happen next...
Get ready, 'cause we're gonna follow Tasha's dumb idea in real-time ...
2023-03-17 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI didn't forget to post the poll winner, YOU forgot to-
Ok, I forgot to post the poll winner. Oops.
Cass won this month's poll! To be completely honest, I thought she was going to get, like, 0 votes, but I'm really happy to see that y'all enjoy my hongry streamer snake this much! As usual, her exclusive fic (I don't really post anywh...
2023-03-14 05:18:15 +0000 UTC View PostPeople always talk about the Ides of March, but what about the tums? People need to get their priorities in order...
We've got a couple of suggestions from the Sphinxes this month mixed in with a couple of my own picks. I'd say I feel bad about putting in my own suggestions to pad out the number of choices, but y'all seem to prefer the Sph...
2023-03-07 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSpoiler Note: This takes place after the events of the Crimson Flower route in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. I avoided as many spoilers as possible, but if you’re at all worried about that kinda thing, consider skipping this short for now.
Oh, also, this takes place sometime after my last Edelyth fic, ...
2023-03-01 00:55:37 +0000 UTC View PostTiny CW: This one gets a little more... intimate than my usual stuff. i.e., someone ends up getting milk straight from the tap. I won't do this cw if this happens again in the future; just keep an eye out for the 'Milky~' tag if you're not a fan.
“Milk! Fresh milk! Only twelve dollars for a gallon of ...
2023-02-24 00:39:52 +0000 UTC View PostI've got much for you guys to enjoy soon. So very, very much~.
No spoilers though.
Well... ok, maybe a little spoiler...
Oh, but before that, a regular fic. A very, very different fic than my usual stuff...
<... 2023-02-21 10:46:34 +0000 UTC View PostI do a ton of writing that never gets to see the light of day either because the fic ends up not turning out the way I want it to or because it ends up not being long enough for me to justify posting. Some of them turn out pretty well though, or at the very least have parts that I’m really happy with and sad that they won’t ever get read...
2023-02-12 23:54:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Edelgard from Fire Emblem: Three Houses! After coming second place so many times before with her partner Byleth, she's finally taken first on her own! I hope I remember enough of the lore research I did for her second-place fic a while back t...
2023-02-09 22:54:43 +0000 UTC View PostOk, so this isn't relevant, but I just realized that the post I made for the Book Sphinxes to comment their choices on for this month said January and not February. I hope that didn't make a difference, but if it did... my bad, heh?
Uh, but moving on - it's time for the monthly character poll! We've got two returning characters this month ...
2023-02-06 03:59:21 +0000 UTC View PostOn the first day of Kyliemas, my GF stuffed me with...
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2023-02-01 05:50:29 +0000 UTC View PostAs an angel, Az gets paid very well. Angels boast the fastest flight speed of any race and are also inordinately strong for their size, letting her and others like her run a monopoly on same-hour overseas shipping. Add in that there are only a few thousand angels living among mortals in the first place with only a few hundred willing to work a d...
2022-12-24 00:53:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis was, by far, the worst blind date Az had ever been on.
The irritated angel crossed her arms under her bust and tucked one leg under the other. Across the table from her, her unexpected dinner partner did the same. The other woman glanced around awkwardly for a second before sighing. She started, “Ok, well, this isn’t what...
2022-12-21 10:09:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In an unexpected turn of events, Kylie has not only become the first character to win a poll twice, but has also won herself an exclusive Christmas fic for the second year in a row! I'm not complaining, but seriously, how did that...
2022-12-12 16:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostLook, ma! I put the poll up on time!
Most of y'all know the drill by now, but for those that don't: pick your favorite gal or gals for this month's exclusive end-of-month fic! You've got a smaller pool to choose from this time around, so pick wisely~.
Sphinxes! Remember to make use of your second (and potentially third) votes by comm...
2022-12-08 15:31:45 +0000 UTC View PostIt may have been Thanksgiving, but the only thing Kimihito, AKA ‘Darling’, was thankful for was that Smith and her gang were too busy with work to make this mess of a meal any more chaotic.
Japan may not celebrate the typical holiday of Thanksgiving, but the same was not true for the demihumans living there via the foreign exchange pro...
2022-12-06 13:08:58 +0000 UTC View PostI really, really, REALLY hate to do this again, especially after already putting out so little content this month, but... I'm gonna be late with the MonSume exclusive fic.
If it's any consolation though, this is literally one of my favorite fics that I've written in recent memories. Seriously, this fic alone has ...
2022-11-30 19:04:36 +0000 UTC View PostI'm alive, nerds! Sorry about not posting any juicy tum fics for y'all in a hot second. Unfortunately, though... this might be a new trend.
It turns out that a lot of my writing energy has disappeared now that I've got an actual 8-hour leave-the-house job. Who'da thunk it? So I'm kinda having trouble getting fics together for Patreon at th...
2022-11-20 10:40:59 +0000 UTC View PostRani had never been so excited in her life. This was going to be better than when Tannor asked her out! Or when she got to slap the shit out of Tannor when he cheated on her with half of her uni’s coed basketball team! Or when SHE slept with half her uni’s coed basketball team!
The weekend before Thanksgiving was here and Rani...
2022-11-20 10:27:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not late. You're late. Shut up.
Uuuuh, th-the winner of November is... the Monster Musume crew!
To be honest, I was a little hesitant to add them to the poll since that's a lot of characters, but... y'all love y...
2022-11-12 23:06:24 +0000 UTC View Post