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A Prince Among Men

 The latest Shitcom to fall under my gaze has a lot in common with the previous entry, Captain Butler. It too hails from the 1990s as a star vehicle for a Red Dwarf actor, and just like Butler, is an absolute clogged toil...

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You Are Haunted - Episode 3

You Are Haunted - Episode 3

Nobody wants to stay dead.


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Gone To Pot

 Though ITV's 2017 reality show, Gone To Pot – a series that sends celebrities to learn about marijuana – looks like classic Patreon material, I must admit, I've been putting it off. I usually cover things I've at least some cursory kn...

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The Accursed 90s: The Word

 Unlike a lot of what I cover on here, The Word isn't some forgotten piece of pop culture, but one of the most frequently reviled, having fully earned its place in the history book of very, very smelly telly. But for each of its oft-cited ...

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Who Do You Do?

 Having looked at Freddie Starr during the arse-end of his television career, it's time to examine his peak, when – legend states – he was a comedic force of nature, like Robin Williams, Johnny Rotten, and Norman Wisdom rolled into one. Freddie...

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Bruce Forsyth's Big Night

 In the late seventies, Bruce Forsyth was riding high at the BBC with The Generation Game, when he suddenly announced he was quitting television for a return to the stage, in a jukebox musical of Anthony Newley tunes, The Trav...

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You Are Haunted - Episode 2

You Are Haunted - Episode 2

Fathers and sons, crime and punishment.

 

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Miss Great Britain 1984

 There's something inherently 1970s about the great British beauty contest, and though this is the 1984 edition of Miss Great Britain, both aesthetically and ideologically, it already feels a decade out of time. While the outside world was in thral...

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The Accursed 90s – Craig Charles' Funky Bunker

 This is going to be unpleasant. Take the nightmare of 90's ITV's post-pub programming – Get Stuffed, The Good Sex Guide, Carnal Knowledge, 2020-03-27 00:06:19 +0000 UTC View Post

"Grant, please..."

"Grant, please..."

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Cool Britannia feat. Freddie Starr

 The mid-90s were an incredibly exciting time for British comedy. Among others, '94 gave us the television debuts of The Day Today, The Fast Show, and Knowing Me, Knowing You, while the following year had Fist of Fun<...

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The Unpredictable Michael Barrymore

 Lets go back to a time before Michael Barrymore was alleged to have done or covered up a murder, when he was arguably Britain's most beloved entertainer. It's 1994, at the peak of his popularity, when everything truly was awright. Well, almost, as...

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Podcast Launch: You Are Haunted - Episode 1

Podcast Launch: You Are Haunted - Episode 1

To celebrate our moving into the 3rd year of this endeavour, here's the first episode of my new podcast, You Are Haunted. What's it about? It's better if you go in blind. This isn't replacing any of the current content, and for the forseeable future, these will just be bonus posts.

I'm not entirely decided on how this will work, o...

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That Yellow Bastard – The Occult Whimsy of Wizbit

 As I've addressed before, I detest the lazy way of looking back at kids TV and importing adult sleaze onto it – “The Magic Roundabout were all on drugs! Mr. Benn rented those costumes so he could sniff the shoes for a wank!” But undeniably, ...

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The Accursed 90s: James Whale on Television

 Few things encapsulate the feel of 90's Britain quite like the 'tell it like it is' tabloid columnist or DJ; beer garden philosophers 'putting the world to rights' who were inexplicably popular at the time; men like Garry Bushell, Richard Littlejo...

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1988 Children's Royal Variety

 It speaks of how comparatively little media there was back in the eighties that the Royal Variety Shows were such a big deal. Was it a thing in anyone else's house to watch along with a copy of the Radio Times and a pen, crossing off cele...

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Flash Fiction Month #1 – Bird

  As we're approaching the 2nd anniversary here, I thought I'd do something special for the $5 tier, so for the whole of February, I'll be posting a tiny story every single day. As it's a leap year, that's 29 self-contained stories, for a total of roughly 8,000 words, mostly in the 250-300 word range. Here's the first one, which I've m...

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GamesMaster: Snapshots of a Decade

 I can't be delving into the cultural lawlessness of the 1990s without looking at GamesMaster; a jumbled package of clunky 'modern' tech, confused celebrities, and a revered elderly astronomer and 'Sir' who'd been digitised into a giant, <...

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Captain Butler

 Your early teens are that feet-finding period when you're discovering things – movies, music, fashion – that didn't come from your parents or siblings, but belong to you; a period when you like things so intensely, they become a defin...

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It's a Royal Knockout

 The perception of the Royal Family is in an odd place right now. While thousands die of austerity, it's hard to look favourably on anyone who takes their shits on a gold toilet, but on the other hand, remember how excitedly the nation's gran View Post

I Watched Jim Davidson's Adult Panto II - Boobs in the Wood

I Watched Jim Davidson's Adult Panto II - Boobs in the Wood

 Seeing as the response to my original piece about Jim Davidson's adult panto, Sinderella, was the thing that pushe...

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Les Dennis and Russ Abbot at Christmas

 The Christmas edition of The Les Dennis Laughter Show aired on 22nd December 1990, between Challenge Anneka's restoration of a Romanian Orphanage and the TV premiere of Innerspace. Originally titled simply The Laught...

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Noel's Live, Live Christmas Breakfast Show

 For a good while, Noel Edmonds was Christmas television manifest. More than just his seasonal first name, Noel's Christmas Presents became as much an annual tradition as 2019-12-03 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Emu and Orville at Christmas

Emu and Orville at Christmas


This tale of two birds begins with Emu at Christmas, a festive episode of Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show from Christmas Day, 1984. I've a vivid memory of receiving a Pink Windmill filled with sweets that year, so I'm cert...

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The Krankies at Christmas

 

For non-Brits or millennials unaware of the Krankies, how best to describe them without seeming like I finally ran out of material and made up the sickest thing imaginable? A wildly popular double-act throughout the 1980s, the Krankies were...

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Scavengers

Scavengers

 After tackling Cyberzone, I felt culturally obliged to cover another stinky futuristic game show from the same period. Scavengers w...

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I'm Famous and Frightened

 The mid-2000s were an amazing time for good-bad paranormal television, with Most Haunted in its glory years, and Living TV churning out a constant stream of weirdo psychics in green-o-vision pretending to be choked by dead jailers. Barrin...

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Baywatch does Monsters and Mermaids

 The weird talking-point trivia about Baywatch is the way it eventually rebranded into paranormal detective series, Baywatch Nights, as though this marked a great tonal shift from a previously grounded drama. Dear reader, this is ...

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The Accursed 90s: Talk Show Goths

 So much of 90's trash culture either emanated from the raft of American afternoon talk shows, or used them as fertile breeding ground, like germs fucking in an old yoghurt. From “you ain't all that!” to talking to the hand, cos the face ain't ...

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Cyberzone

 Nowadays, with all the videos of dads wearing goggles smashing their heads on the living room floor, it's clear that Virtual Reality works, but its first iteration in the early 90s? Not so much. Graphics consisted of looming, brutalist blocks, all...

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