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The Accursed 90s: Televised Lad Contests

 When people talk about toxic masculinity, it's hard to imagine a more virulent breeding ground than the mid-late 90s; a time when men were led to embrace the worst bullet points of their gender stereotype like never before. If you had to portray t...

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Mulholland Drive, the Lost Scene

Mulholland Drive, the Lost Scene

 David Lynch considered the original Winkie's Diner scene too frightening to be broadcast. 

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Bonus Post: On Brand

 There's a tweet that rolls around Twitter about once a month for people to quote-tweet replies to. It goes “what's the most on-brand story from your childhood?” For me, the first thing that came to mind was of being five, and my schoo...

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Patreon: Year One

 Since today is the one year anniversary of this endeavour, I thought I'd do a short State of the Union and see where we're at. Taking the plunge to start a Patreon was a big leap for me. I brushed off the idea for a couple of years, with this fear that nobody would join, and I'd be publicly announcing to the world my literal value as an ar...

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A Very Important Message

A Very Important Message

Today's the 1st anniversary of this venture, so I knocked up a little video of our wonderful memories together.

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Great Moments in Pop Culture – James Cameron Digs Up Christ

 Remember that time James Cameron, Oscar-winning film director, held a press conference to announce he'd found Jesus's bones? No? Yeah, nobody does. Except me, in my personal 2019-02-26 10:10:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Ewoks

 After tackling one half of the Ewoks and Droids Adventure Hour, with the pleasantly not-that-bad Droids, I figured I should sit through the oth...

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Curry & Chips

 Furthering my quest to actually sit through the oft-named Worst Ever sitcoms that most people have only seen in the same 30-second clip on C5 talking head shows being described to them by someone who once shat themselves during a threesome on ...

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Droids

 There's this notion that Star Wars was born in 1977 and has been incredibly popular with everyone ever since, but it's not true. Kids like me, who were still properly obsessed with SW into the late 80s, were derided as being weir...

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Mr. Horatio Knibbles - Britain's Forgotten Monster

 As a British man raised in the eighties, my childhood consisted of a seemingly endless parade of hauntological horrors which imprinted on my subconscious like a baby chick who thinks a shoe is its mum. As attested by the popularity of Scarfolk, th...

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Plaza Patrol

 In my previous look back at Cannon and Ball, I made the comparison to an end of the pier Rik Mayall and Ade Edmo...

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Trump's Forgotten Gameshow

 What's left to say about Donald Trump? For a moment, let's put aside everything but the propensity to vampirically attach his name to any old shit; that classy Midas-touch, breeding instant success with everything from failed vodka to failed steak...

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When Hulk and Chuck Tried To Save My Soul

 About twelve or thirteen years ago, you couldn't avoid Chuck Norris. Not that he was getting much work, but as a meme, Chuck Norris Facts were inescapable, both to internet users, and the man himself. Tired of being asked about it, Norris finally opened ...

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House Party Hell #5 - Black Christmas


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Merry Christmas, Arthur

Merry Christmas, Arthur

Eastenders was better back when it was recorded in front of a studio audience. 

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Bottle Boys

 The very concept of a milkman is one of those indicators of being old as shit, as nobody under the age of twenty has any idea what you're talking about. But more than the outdated job of delivering milk to your doorstep at 5am, the strength of the milkma...

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Britain's Strongest Man 1979

 Some images are so overloaded with festive sense-memory that a mere whiff, no matter the time of year, sends you tumbling through a blur of green and red, back to the Christmases of yore. Victorians skating on frozen ponds on the front of a biscuit tin; ...

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A Kempmas Carol

 A Christmas Carol must hold the record for the single most adapted piece of literature, with countless feature films, and TV episodes, borrowing the premise for Christmas specials. While many, particularly the most well-loved, pull their take st...

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Very Special Episodes – Fonzie Goes Blind

 Trope-wise, Happy Days has been very generous, giving us the phrases Jump the Shark, and Chuck Cunningham Syndrome, named for the sudden, unspoken disappearance of Richie's older brother. It also popularised the way a show's wa...

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The Michael Jackson Séance

 Without equal, Michael Jackson remains the oddest figure in all of pop culture. Inciting the screaming and fainting we see in every generation of fandom, from Beatlemania to One Direction, albeit with an oddly asexual tone, the undying worship of Jackson...

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The Lost Carry On

 I first heard about the so-called 'lost Carry On' at one of those fan conventions where you pay £20 to get a photo with the evil dojo guy from Karate Kid, or an actor who played some sort of sentient turd in Doctor Who back in the seve...

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House Party Hell #4 - The Harbinger


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Real Eyes Realise Beale Cries

Real Eyes Realise Beale Cries

I was in two minds whether or not to post something so dumb, but it is precious content I have made, so [shrug]

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That Time The Waltons Had a Poltergeist

 The Waltons, you ask? Wasn't that boring as shit? Let me stop you there. Yes, it was, which makes the sudden appearance of crazy occult doings all the more wild. Forming somewhat of a cultural double-act with Little House on the Prairie...

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House Party Hell #3 - The Helpful Boy


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Monster Mashed

Monster Mashed

Absolutely disgusting. Monster Mash singer Bobby Pickett disgracing himself on Live TV. 

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Ghost Hunting with the Happy Mondays

 It's a welcome return to this series for Shaun Ryder, who's joined by Happy Mondays bandmates, Bez, and... two of the other ones? In this case, drummer Gary and singer Julie. View Post

House Party Hell #2 - The Dragging


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House Party Hell #1

House Party Hell #1

As a companion to the Noel's House Party piece, I realised each episode, when broken down to its component parts of Yewtree cameos, Noel pretending it was all going wrong, and moments of Partridge gold, was so hauntologically fertile, I had to preserve them.

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