
When people talk about toxic masculinity, it's hard to imagine a more virulent breeding ground than the mid-late 90s; a time when men were led to embrace the worst bullet points of their gender stereotype like never before. If you had to portray t...
2019-03-08 09:59:45 +0000 UTC
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David Lynch considered the original Winkie's Diner scene too frightening to be broadcast.
2019-03-03 14:20:12 +0000 UTC
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There's a tweet that rolls around Twitter about once a month for people to quote-tweet replies to. It goes “what's the most on-brand story from your childhood?” For me, the first thing that came to mind was of being five, and my schoo...
2019-03-02 20:00:25 +0000 UTC
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Since today is the one year anniversary of this endeavour, I thought I'd do a short State of the Union and see where we're at. Taking the plunge to start a Patreon was a big leap for me. I brushed off the idea for a couple of years, with this fear that nobody would join, and I'd be publicly announcing to the world my literal value as an ar...
2019-03-01 09:34:03 +0000 UTC
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Today's the 1st anniversary of this venture, so I knocked up a little video of our wonderful memories together.
2019-03-01 09:29:57 +0000 UTC
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Remember that time James Cameron, Oscar-winning film director, held a press conference to announce he'd found Jesus's bones? No? Yeah, nobody does. Except me, in my personal 2019-02-26 10:10:16 +0000 UTC
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After tackling one half of the Ewoks and Droids Adventure Hour, with the pleasantly not-that-bad Droids, I figured I should sit through the oth...
2019-02-16 00:33:08 +0000 UTC
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Furthering my quest to actually sit through the oft-named Worst Ever sitcoms that most people have only seen in the same 30-second clip on C5 talking head shows being described to them by someone who once shat themselves during a threesome on ...
2019-02-06 09:42:08 +0000 UTC
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There's this notion that Star Wars was born in 1977 and has been incredibly popular with everyone ever since, but it's not true. Kids like me, who were still properly obsessed with SW into the late 80s, were derided as being weir...
2019-01-27 00:30:56 +0000 UTC
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As a British man raised in the eighties, my childhood consisted of a seemingly endless parade of hauntological horrors which imprinted on my subconscious like a baby chick who thinks a shoe is its mum. As attested by the popularity of Scarfolk, th...
2019-01-17 10:17:37 +0000 UTC
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In my previous look back at Cannon and Ball, I made the comparison to an end of the pier Rik Mayall and Ade Edmo...
2019-01-07 09:30:38 +0000 UTC
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2018-12-28 15:29:44 +0000 UTC
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What's left to say about Donald Trump? For a moment, let's put aside everything but the propensity to vampirically attach his name to any old shit; that classy Midas-touch, breeding instant success with everything from failed vodka to failed steak...
2018-12-28 11:30:12 +0000 UTC
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About twelve or thirteen years ago, you couldn't avoid Chuck Norris. Not that he was getting much work, but as a meme, Chuck Norris Facts were inescapable, both to internet users, and the man himself. Tired of being asked about it, Norris finally opened ...
2018-12-18 12:42:10 +0000 UTC
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2018-12-12 21:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Eastenders was better back when it was recorded in front of a studio audience.
2018-12-11 12:43:18 +0000 UTC
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The very concept of a milkman is one of those indicators of being old as shit, as nobody under the age of twenty has any idea what you're talking about. But more than the outdated job of delivering milk to your doorstep at 5am, the strength of the milkma...
2018-12-09 00:04:49 +0000 UTC
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Some images are so overloaded with festive sense-memory that a mere whiff, no matter the time of year, sends you tumbling through a blur of green and red, back to the Christmases of yore. Victorians skating on frozen ponds on the front of a biscuit tin; ...
2018-11-29 09:43:36 +0000 UTC
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A Christmas Carol must hold the record for the single most adapted piece of literature, with countless feature films, and TV episodes, borrowing the premise for Christmas specials. While many, particularly the most well-loved, pull their take st...
2018-11-19 00:14:54 +0000 UTC
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Trope-wise, Happy Days has been very generous, giving us the phrases Jump the Shark, and Chuck Cunningham Syndrome, named for the sudden, unspoken disappearance of Richie's older brother. It also popularised the way a show's wa...
2018-11-09 00:01:47 +0000 UTC
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Without equal, Michael Jackson remains the oddest figure in all of pop culture. Inciting the screaming and fainting we see in every generation of fandom, from Beatlemania to One Direction, albeit with an oddly asexual tone, the undying worship of Jackson...
2018-10-30 09:17:44 +0000 UTC
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I first heard about the so-called 'lost Carry On' at one of those fan conventions where you pay £20 to get a photo with the evil dojo guy from Karate Kid, or an actor who played some sort of sentient turd in Doctor Who back in the seve...
2018-10-22 08:29:46 +0000 UTC
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2018-10-21 08:27:54 +0000 UTC
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I was in two minds whether or not to post something so dumb, but it is precious content I have made, so [shrug]
2018-10-16 10:05:42 +0000 UTC
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The Waltons, you ask? Wasn't that boring as shit? Let me stop you there. Yes, it was, which makes the sudden appearance of crazy occult doings all the more wild. Forming somewhat of a cultural double-act with Little House on the Prairie...
2018-10-12 23:02:31 +0000 UTC
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2018-10-09 08:16:22 +0000 UTC
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Absolutely disgusting. Monster Mash singer Bobby Pickett disgracing himself on Live TV.
2018-10-04 16:48:55 +0000 UTC
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It's a welcome return to this series for Shaun Ryder, who's joined by Happy Mondays bandmates, Bez, and... two of the other ones? In this case, drummer Gary and singer Julie.
2018-10-03 12:28:10 +0000 UTC
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2018-09-30 10:26:12 +0000 UTC
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As a companion to the Noel's House Party piece, I realised each episode, when broken down to its component parts of Yewtree cameos, Noel pretending it was all going wrong, and moments of Partridge gold, was so hauntologically fertile, I had to preserve them.
2018-09-24 08:30:04 +0000 UTC
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