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2018 SJW Roast Update

Sorry for the radio silence my dudes, there just wasn't a whole lot to update you on until the script was done. I JUST finished the script and will NOW record the audio. I'm skipping tonight's stream to work on the editing and will premier the finished video some time TOMORROW after noon, but as always, all you patreons can watch it before the o...

Well, at First it was Painful, then Joyful

So I'm glad it happened

Pick the Next Video!

The Lisa TRILOGY video is DONE but needs at least 2 hours to render, upload, and process before it's ready to premier live. In the mean time, you saucy boys can get a head start on picking what you want for the next video.

LISA Trilogy Update

Sorry for the long delay. This was my first day without work or a social obligation since the last update and I've completed the script. Before the end of TODAY I'll have recorded the audio and completed most of the editing. TOMORROW NIGHT I'll premier the finished video around 8pm but will post the link before the official live stream begins so yo...

LISA update

I've beaten ALL THREE Lisa games live on stream this weekend and you can watch the archives using the links below. I'll work on the script over the next couple of days and try to get the final video out sometime early next week.

Lisa the First: https://www.youtube.com...

The Mesmerizing Mediocrity of Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City

Sup my dudes. The new video YOU made possible is up! The official world premier stream isn't for another couple of hours, but you (yes YOU) get to watch it FIRST.

Pick the Next Game

The Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City video is rendering NOW and will be uploaded tomorrow morning. In the mean time, get a head start on picking the next video essay subject. This monst the options will be split between indie games, horror games, and indie horror games.

Final Raccoon City Update(s)

Hey guys, I was called in on my days off all last week so progress was stalled for a while, but the SCRIPT is done and should clock in at about 11 minutes. I'm recording the audio later today before I start my weekly stream. And I'll finish the editing some time between saturday night and sunday afternoon. The final upload will be PREMIERED sunday ...

ORC update

Well, I've played worse RE games but that was probably the dumbest. the gameplay portion is over, and I'll get that review out soon.

Operation Racoon City Update

Hey babes, I took a big bite out of ORC today and am about 60% of the way through the main campaign and about 1/3 of the way through the entire game's content over all. I'll probably have it beat by Thursday and aim for a finished review before mid next week.

Dead Space Review

It's over my dudes. Don't forget to vote for the next video subject in the poll below THIS post.

Next Game Poll

vote!

DEAD SPACE update!

I JUST finished the script for the new video which will clock in at about 15 minutes long. Tomorrow after work I'll record my narration/ music, then spend the rest of the day editing. ETA is either LATE tomorrow night or Wednesday afternoon a couple of hours after I get out of work again. 

Dead Space Update

I beat the game on hard, live on stream, if you have 15 or so hours to spare and no love in your life, feel free to watch the archives here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70mtnzImUSc and here 2018-10-07 16:51:00 +0000 UTC View Post

The Mitocondrial Magnificence of Parasite Eve

You voted for it, you got. Now obey the will of my superior mitochondria and vote for the subject of the next video. The poll is directly below THIS post

Pick the Next Game for Review!

The Parasite Eve review is uploading NOW so get a head start on choosing the next game. Keeping with this month's spooky theme, all 5 options are horror related.

Parasite Eve Update

Hey babes. After an unexpected work week of triple shifts I've finally gotten back to writing the PE1 review and I've hit a bit of a snag. Initially I planned to do all three PE games in one video, with about 5 minutes on each, but as I'm writing my PE1 review, I'm half way through writing the script, in terms of how far into the game the events i'...

EMERGENCY Vote

Sorry guys, after trying official and unofficial patches, script extenders, ini tweaks, mod managers, cracked exe's, and prayer, I'm officially cutting my losses on Fallout 3. It just plain won't run for more than 10 minutes without crashing. I've transcribed all the notes and jokes I came up with and will try again after the next iteration of the ...

Resident Evil 7 DONE

Good lord it took forever and I'm glad it's over!

Good News and Bad News

So I beat Re7 and ALL of the dlc for the next video, but.... none of my campaign footage is usable. The frame rate came out between 10-20 fps for some reason, but didn't effect the dlc. I'm going to replay it on ng+ normal asap using a different recording program. In all, the video may be done by this time next week.

Indie Games Block 3

It's done! I can finally die! YAAAAAAAAY!

Next Video Subject

The FEZ / HAT IN TIME / MIGHTY NUMBER 9 video is done. So pick the next games already! (note, re7 and doom 2016 will have the fastest turn over time and FO3 will have the sloooowest)

FINAL Indie Games Block 3 Update

I just now finished my MIGHTY NUMBER 9 review, which, along with FEZ and some other little SECRET additions, make up more than 20 minutes of finalized footage. After I finish reviewing A HAT IN TIME, we'll be ready to move on to the next project.

indie games block 3 update 2

Thanks to a pretty brutal work schedule I finally finished my FEZ review tonight, BUT I've already beaten MIGHTY NUMBER 9 [live on my youtube channel here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0mkUbEsis] and have the whole day off tomorrow. If I finish the m#9 review b...

Indie Games Block 3 Update

Since it was pretty obvious over the weekend that a third indie games block was coming, I got a head start and already beat fez. I'm about half way through the review now and should be done in the next couple of days. 

EmptyHero vs Platinum Games part 1

its finally over.

Pick the Next Game

The Platinum Games video is rendering as we speak, so take a moment to help pick what game, type of game, or franchise I'll dig into next.

Platinum Block update 2

So I beat mad world and wrote a great script for it, but i'm sick as a dog and can't record the audio for a couple of days. SOOOOO I went ahead and beat Vanquish as well. The script for that segment will be ready soon, and as soon as I can speak without sounding like the GodFather I'll get those segments recorded and edited.

Platinum Games Block Update

I've been working on this project a little bit at a time during the voting period between other projects, so here's my progress so far:

All new Bayonetta 1 review: DONE

All new Mad World review: In progress

All new Vanquish review: In progress

Redone Legend of Korra and Metal Gear Rising Revengeance reveiws: DONE

overall, ...

EmptyHero's Top 100 Everythings Wrong with Skyrim in a Nutshell

its finally over